so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

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I always thought insanity would be a dark, bitter feeling, but it is drenching and delicious if you really roll around in it.
Kathryn Stockett, The Help (via stitchedbone)

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"Ah yes, a rather unfortunate incident.

In all the commotion Miss Beatrice suffered a rather bad sprain in her left toe.

The big one.

Obviously I had no choice but to amputate.

The leg.

I’m sorry to say the operation was not a success.”

Aren't you glad you didn't
turn on the light?